Monday, March 12, 2012

Little Brothers!

Little brothers drive me nuts! I have three; Bubba, Hudson (huddie) and my new brother Ranger. Not only do they lack a sense of  fashion or manners, but they spend the day driving me up a Tower of Fun ! I realize I am outnumbered but I am not outsmarted! Like Ranger, he was up until 4am the other night watching James Bond  and other super spy movies...What a dork. Really Ranger? Double 0h 7? Then he goes to a ferret play date flirting with a jill named  Keiko, showing off his climbing ability. "Oh, Ranger isn't that dangerous?" He winks at her and, in a Bond-like style, "danger is my middle name!" HEY Ranger.....Danger IS your middle name...really, that is the name mommy gave you. Yes, your mommy! ::::eye roll:::::: Huddie is a little more clever but not less annoying. He is big music fan. He downloads music to my pink iphone and replays the same songs over and over and over again. This month it's "Party Rock",  "Sorry For Partying Rocking" and "I'm Sexy And I Know It". I like LMFAO too but running around naked and wiggling your furry butt is just plain embarrassing.  I will not be hosting my friends over for a sleepover until he downloads different music. Bubba is the gross one. He digs in the dirt, plays in the litter box and all the other gross things brothers do. Worst of all, he always wants to lay next to me after he does all the gross things..even though he smells bad.

Brothers drive me up a Tower Of  Fun...but I can always chase them down the Tower, so I guess it can't be that bad. Mom could have gotten me an ant farm instead.

No offense to ants, but little brothers are better.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Last night I was lying on my favorite pink blanket flipping the channels with mom, She stopped at a show that was talking about a women in Hollywood that loves the color pink so much she wears pink lives in pink and carries pink food color so she can eat pink...oh and her dog dyed in beet juice pink...Wow I thought.. So I turned to mom and gave her my famous cute look she said  "no way Izzy your not dying your fur pink.....and before you ask no I am not dying your food pink and painting the house pink or your nails or your dog no way it is not happening"
Kitty Kay Sera...you are my hero!
So I  am holding out for the pink phone for my room...what I can try can't I?

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Being a ferret is pretty cool

Last night I was swinging in my hammy...thinking...being a ferret is pretty cool. I mean I sleep like 18 hours out of the day...I get all my food and treats delivered to me on a bowl...I will never bring a boy home that my parents hate. Tattoos, Pink hair, nose piercing...are all off the table.

But then I realized the best thing about being a ferret is ....I get to run around naked.. all day..all night and no one  thinks twice about it!

-Isabella Gucci Jones

Monday, March 5, 2012